A Salad

Dump most of a bag of spring mix into large corningwear bowl. Chop up some hearts of palm. Eat what's left. Add a can of baby shrimp. Liberally baptize with parmesan cheese and red wine vinaigrette dressing. Not all that bad.

Yemmy Winta Fries on Fieyah

* Bag of frozen French Fries (any cut)
* Chili Powder
* Garlic Powder
* Salt & Pepper
* Bag Shredded Cheese (Mexican or Cheddar or Whatever)
* 12-pack Winter Ale (Sam Adams or Pete's Wicked Winter)
* 30-pack Budweiser (to leaven)
* Wild Turkey, bottle
* bud, bag
* paraphernalia (as needed)
* rocks, firepit
* copious woods
* cigarettes, 2 cartons
* house, winter lake
* dog(s)
* friend(s) (volumize other ingredients as needed)
* sexual partner(s) (optional, use only as directed)

Starting on a crisp December morning, mix all ingredients and do not drive for 72 hrs.