Easy Bake Mushrooms and Onions
1 Package Mushrooms
1 Onion, chopped
Deposit mushrooms and chopped onion into large zip-top storage bag. Powder generously with garlic, salt, pepper. Don't go overboard on the salt and pepper or it will ruin the flavor. Lube down with ample olive oil. Shake mixture well until all is well-lubed - just like you, you fucking alcoholic.
Wrap veggies up well into 2-3 stacked sheets of foil (wrap it up so it looks something like a huge Hershey's kiss). Bake in oven for 30 minutes at 425 or until mushrooms are soft and yummy.
Guest loser Coral Stavros (the wonderchicken? I have no idea. Would be cool if it was)
1 Can Vegetarian Vegetable Soup (Campbells)
Empty contents of soup can into bowl. Add water as directed on can. Stir. Microwave on power 7 until one or two vegetables explode. Remove and eat with spoon.